WHAT YOU SHOUDN’T DO

 

 

 

You shouldn’t read a book that looks like maybe it’s some kind of action adventure novel like Game of Thrones or something because it’s small and thick while walking across the street in Chicago

 

You shouldn’t wait in a half block long line in front of and around American Apparel that I take glances at confused or possibly morally upset

 

You shouldn’t point laser pointers at people even though it’s in the name especially not at 2:21 AM on June 29th outside the subway hiding behind a column peeking after I see the dot on the door I’m entering and look

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