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Don’t read this poem slow and purposefully as if you were reading it aloud to people whose opinion you care about don’t read it like you would read a free verse poem with arbitrary segmented lines read it after you’ve chugged a bottle of diet pepsi and are hungover on June 18th 2015 read this as fast as you can read it in your head which is much faster than you could if you were reading it aloud which actually you should not do at all read it alone without anxiety but with nervousness read it like you read things in your head during grade school faster than the kid who was reading the passage aloud could because he was fumbling over his words like he couldn't even read at all don’t let what I’ve told you it is tell you how to read it just read it how you can


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